The Tokyo Mew Mews! (5/5): Mew Zakuro
Let me just say one thing. We are little girls. Even though as Mew Mews we have always been fighting, we are not “real warriors”. However, in the future, when the enemy’s attacks become more severe, each of us must be a strong warrior with faith in ourselves in order to protect the Earth.
shoutout to porn blogs who are respectful and appropriate when you let them know yr not into that shit
faith in humanity restored
BARACK OBAMA MURDERING BETWEEN TWO FERNS OMG
Sometimes I really don’t feel like existing like not in a suicidal way but I just wish there was a way of pausing life so that I could sleep for a few weeks and figure some stuff out and then not have to feel guilty for missing loads of stuff because really no time had passed at all
What gay men give to the world. A-yup.
On the second one.
There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.
It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
someone write a comic book about Gay Avenger.
Reblogging for Gay Avenger
Gay Avenger is my favorite story on tumblr
Always reblog the gay avenger
~ Goodies Yo ~
Well, yeah I’m under prepared for this but definitely will be next time! But hey, who doesn’t like free dead shit?
Little curio grab that includes:
Gar scales, a Horse tooth, Pine Marten paw, and some roadkill Peacock feathers. Some skin samples of Wolf, Zebra, Red, Silver, and Kit fox. Coyote, Raccoon faces with tails.
~ Rules ~ -
the unfun part.
- Have to be following me, yeah that blows but it’s for you guys<3
- US residents 18 and older only for this one. Sorry Internationals, you’ll be up next when I have more domestics to offer! But feel free to spread.
- Likes and Reblogs count - just don’t spam your followers, that’s uncool.
- If the winner is from California or New York, the wolf will be substituted for Fox or Raccoon Dog tail.(Sorry!)
- Your postage is paid for, give away ends March 13th, 12:00 EST
Good luck to all, hopefully next time I’ll have some skulls ready.
On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.